$50 cypher

[Jack Hallows]

of course you’d mention Big L, cuz your sexuality’s Flamboyant*
asshole so wide soon as you eat, you’re pant soiling cuz you can’t make it to the damn toilet

*Flamboyant Entertainment was Big L’s label.
(bro, major respect. Big L is in my top 3 favorite emcees of all time so the shoutout to him in a diss against me is fucking elite.)

[TheShaman]

I'm Flamboyant? That's damn poignant. Wont even drink liquor with a clit licker.
But being gay's okay, so you're like Big L, cuz you still havn't seen The Big Picture.

Np, man. Big L's one of the greats. The one bar thing is pretty restraining on this theme in particular, hehe.

[HEK TEAFY]

I'll kill BOTH THESE FAGS! how can I 'take out' a fruit and a vegetable??.. "GROCERY BAGS"!!
ya girls tits KNOWINGLY SAG!, she thinks she's charming but doesn't have the 'sex skills' Michelle DOHERTY HAS!!..

[TheShaman]

Who the fuck is Michelle Doherty? This ovary oder is so owning me, it's so unique it takes a toll on me like he sold me a Sony home-TV.
Yo, who knows, how old is Teaf? His phone is totally rotary. I bet he's so 80's like a soda stream or socially phobic like Kodi Lee.

[Jack Hallows]

Lmfaoo this nigga humorous. the fissures will be numerous. cumulus clouds aroused ‘round this figure who is luminous
i’m Doom & it’s gloom & ruinous movements, bish. i’m swoopin in & sweepin up ranks. me & yall? there ain’t enough room in this

[Virbius]

So weedy you make Chree look like a goddamn sequoia and the pacifist Shaman look like a combat enjoyer,
I’ll blast your guts from your hut to Bags’ posh mansion foyer, be seeing Jack everywhere just like KnoX’ paranoia.

[Jack Hallows]

Virbius think he impervious but puncture wounds is permanent
he’ll be leaving the tournament in a tourniquet ‘fore i return ‘im to the Firmamant

[Virbius]

The vibe’s felt a little off since this guy Jack appeared… I used to say it’s fun, upbeat, convivial when I described the battles here…
Why the archaic terminology, “the firmament”? huh, that was weird… shit ain’t the same, we’ve changed the way we talk about the atmosphere.

[Jack Hallows]

clever, clever bitch. ur girl brought over her feathers & that leather switch, sex was lit
while tellin ‘im to wait till you’re together, hitched; she got him under a dry-spell like a weather witch

[Virbius]

Weather witch? yeah legit… last round you were Foggy, the theme suits ya…
I gave your fat bitch a golden shower, told the freak cougar- forget about Foggy- that thicc miss’d be like ‘pee, super!’ (foggy/thick mist/pea-souper).

[Jack Hallows]

think you can grapple w/ me? you on that bull, son
yeah, last round i was Mr Nelson & i’ll leave you Foggy when i place you in a Full one

Full Nelson is a grappling maneuver*

[Virbius]

I’d try to put you in a headlock, but you’re Headless, that was brave.
Dyslexic funeral director… I’ll put hallows in a shallow grave.

[Jack Hallows]

yup, i’m headless, i’m sardon, i’m neonn, i’m you
so when i kill Virbius here it’s like i jumped in a suicide noose








disclaimer: i am, in fact, not headless, sardon, neonn or Virbius.

[Bag Mandela]

Gay bars, you dig that, fuck a noose that's where you swing at,
Something fishy bout your bars, if I wasn't judging I'd have to skipjacks

[Jack Hallows]

i’ve got a technical posture. you’ll get so clobbered i’ll bring stress to yo doctor
an incredible knock’ll Manhandela Bag worse than a professional boxer