RW WK3: Virbius vs FaqEyeReddit

[MV]

Bars due Friday the 1st

Public voting closes Sunday the 3rd

First person to check in has their choice of side-kick.
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Overall public vote = 1 vote

MV’s vote = 1 vote

Bags vote = 1 vote

This themed round requires that you disrespect your opponent and their ability to be a proper side-kick from the perspective of a tried and true side-kick, an example of which would be:

I spun by sponge bobs house to spray you, bought a fresh box to lay you
Ill make good work putting Pat on his back got a star in the dirt making angels

Posting explanations / references below your bars is strongly recommended.

Rebuttals, late drops & no shows are an instant loss.

(1 x 24hr extension per person for the whole event)

Bob, Agent of Hydra (M) vs Robin aka Tim Drake (DC)
@FaQEyeReddit @Virbius

[Virbius]

Ah shit, I guess I’mma be this Bob geezer and FAQ can be Robin. That cool with you @FaQEyeReddit ?

[FaQEyeReddit]

yes sure but im still confused im rapping as a sidekick? also its 16? or 6 bars

[MV]

yes sure but im still confused im rapping as a sidekick? also its 16? or 6 bars

6 lines (3 bars)
good luck

[Virbius]

Me as HYDRA Bob vs FaQeyereddit as Tim Drake (Robin):

FaQ’s last round made me violently sick, but then I caught on to the irony quick…
I figured that Tim Drake’s the type that he’d pick coz we’ve already seen he’s inspired by Dick.
Sorry, sorry!
Young Justice? hmm, how’d we expect Drake to be?
You’re not like us… check his ex age n’ see (/X Agency)
You fell from rock glaciers, survived bomb craters and dodged lasers, but all of that shit was a lot safer, soon as I matched against you I got braver,
What danger? If you ain’t seen me in the Deadpool movie you should watch later, but you already know I’m a Rob hater (/Rob Hayter).

I, uh, waitwaitwait hail hydra!
[runs away]


Explanation:

Tim Drake’s Robin was inspired by Dick Grayson’s original Robin. The last round in this tourney was gay themed and FaQ was inspired by dick. (Yeah yeah I know I went off in the last round too, but mine was inspired by asshole not dick so it’s way less gay).

His character’s called Tim Drake. Kendrick’s viral track Not Like Us accused rapper Drake of pedophilia. Tim Drake’s in Young Justice, my character Bob’s in X Agency.

Rob hater because I fucking detest Robin, and my character Bob was played by actor Robert Hayter in the Deadpool movie. Also breaking 4th wall, in keeping with Deadpool, by having my character acknowledge that he’s a character played by an actor. Whatever.