Keystyle Cypher!

[Celph Taut]

Rhyme words into intricate texting schemes
With basic intellect can intercept what the message means...
Blessed to be in a place, with the guarantee
redux history is being erased...
Up the hierarchy, bitches feeding me grapes.
Word, dial it back.
Shit is full circle, I'm getting 'a-round' to that...
Decades here now, n' still got the style intact...
1000 pounds, in fact, walk around cause the ground to crack...
Wild, watch the vowel impact every sound of thr crowds reaction
Break it down, to fractions. That's an order, fulfilled...
The concrete rose with no thorns to reveal
An apparition manifested from a sordid appeal...
The last air-bender, dog.
Intergalactic think-tank; rip the multi-gradient fenders, off.
On the 22's, like it's 10 o' clock.
Dope shit. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend it's not.
The pen's hot.
Numbers like a crashed Mclaren rental's got.
Sometimes braggadocious, other times introspective
Usually a mix of the two
Which means you actually never know what I'm fixing to do
Intermixing a few lines designed to align with their simpleton views
Banking on perceptions that 'change' when their interest 'accrues'
Crabs in a bucket...
Money hand over fist, just a tad over budget.
Mad at those with money in the bank, but don't actually touch it.
Say they're saving it for their retirement funds
Only for it to expire by the time that it comes
Nest egg, imploded. Suit and tie sleuths decide your life from there.
Back when you were quite prepared...
Naked truth. But homie, it is my right to 'bare'...
-- that concludes random tangent 1 --
Interspersing every message, with random puns.
Fastened their ashes inside ceramic drums
Open doors for those that wish to see reason
One punch knock you out of your Super Mario dream sequence
Constant reminder of failure - recovery, failure
Running out of your funds - no other money to ail' ya
I mean, you're out on the run, until somebody tails ya
N' you see a bunch of gorillas coming, like a Discovery trailer.
Nah, let the don, key...
"Is he who he says he is?" Well, probably...
If they're out here, serving out food for thought, with Beyond Meat.
Just so long as it calms beef.
Segue from that to this...
Irony, lines are non-binary, 'cuz the facts don't miss.
So apt to give you an ass to kiss.
Then cross back to it - that's a reference for the Catholics...
A masochist couldn't drop raps that are this blasphemous!!!
I won't apologize to you...
Words hurt. I'm only here to cauterize the wound.
All the lies assumed to be true. Presumably, you...
Best align yourself to those beliefs. So, you are using them, too.
Why are so you uptight, huh? Try and loosen the screw.
Before you persecute me for my musical views
The price you pay? Could be night and day...
Could be the difference between selling your rights, away.
Hard to see these heights, like a flight delay.
Till you find yourself apart of the light display
Despite the way you fight to keep the parasites, at bay.
They keep coming. Don't think they're listening clearly
Too busy being clouded by the revisionist theory
Prized possessions, reprised, as lessons.
Clear my mind and maximize the blessings.
Faint cries that echo from my obsessions
The quantum orchestra, synthesizing in live progressions
Defy impressions defined by the rise of their suicide confessions...

[Homicidal]

Vernacular presence, spectacular essence, the mack's pearlescent
mastered the method, dish humility while lame's passive aggressive
I said it's nice-art imitates life is the impression I suppose
so my obsession with the ho's misdirection with they clothes
leads to scattered undergarments passionately thrown
but what she doesn't know is it's actually her home
for underneath this floorboard a practice is condoned
surpasses thee unkown-syke i'm lying..
for ain't shit new-though we finish and she's asking for her phone
I answered wit a handful of a known odor and she's ethered
wake up chained up.. kids today writing this shit
end up on FBI lists, he wants to kidnap bitches
can't you tell it's all in his writtens
these chicks he's calling them kittens
next sentence starts mauling them senseless
who's at fault in these instances?
either way get off of the premises
.. how they'd honestly end up probably ending it
weird shit but yo it's 2024

[Celph Taut]

Word, I'm just here to rap...
Nah I'm lying, that new chain of yours... where it at? (run it)
N' do the earrings match? (do it?)
Weirdo's act like I ain't Debo around here - relax...
Sitting back in their chair, chilling, until all of their gear, gets snatched...
Now, go cry in the car. Take that. Take that.



Pussy ass nigga - I'll catch yo' ass on the Way Back.
Uh. This ain't a time machine.
They never seen lines this mean.
They'd rather give you some rhyming schemes, then try to sprinkle some lies, between.
Oh, oh. Now, you cooking, huh? Wait -- Chef Curry?
Forget fury. My text, hurried together, still make the vets, worry.
Dig dirt up on me, then you get buried.
I need this to rhyme, so, um.... Ceme--TURRY. (there.)
No... cemetery. I walk around with the heads I carry
Like the new version of Kratos...
My run on here, has been legendary.
I haven't been running, though. More like I'm casually walking...
With this battery in my back, I can't imagine me stopping.
I just naturally waltz in.
It's actually insulting extracting their top ten
after I popped in, one rap reset them back to their factory option...
Yeah... BEEP-BOOP. BEEP-BOOP.
That's the sound of a reboot.
There's not enough ice water baths in the world for 'em to recoup.
But yo, it's '24...
Why are they still trying to put the key through a crooked door?
I was kicking ass until my foot, was sore.
Gave her 12 inches
She said, "That's EXACTLY what I'm looking for"
Nothing was out of place, but you knew that something's a-FOOT, for sure.
Eh yo, run that back. Give me a record scratch.
Come on, you didn't know what was going on in those message gaps?
You should've done a better job when you checked her apps
We performed all kinds of sexual acts
You would know, if you checked her past...cuz of her checkered past.
I'm playing chess in a checker match.
They expecting that high volume flow for these low-effort cats
Uh, Trump on his second assassination attempt...
Mischaracterization to try and place that blame, on the Dems..
Nah, let me not. Let me a chill a bit.
I'm still legit killing shit. Ill as it will permit.
Feeling if, nah, shut the fuck up.
If you were never down, how would you know what's up?
You wouldn't. So, put a cork in it.
Then twist that cork until you hear a pop.
It'd be loud, but not if you ear was clogged.
Old Man yelling at a cloud, raps...
Indebted to my, "Why the fuck are you still around?" tax.
Taxes, am I right?
Wouldn't want to make the mistake of paying you twice.
Shit is a medieval, hitting up online merchants for 'sage' advice...
BUY NOW! So you can lock in this AMAZING price.
Garnish your wage, n' they wonder why all these places, strike.
You want to save ME money? Take a hike.
I maybe 38, but, like...
you ain't gon' take advantage, because my mama raised me right...
Play the fool, end up playing yourself.
Get info now, or spend your lifetime waiting, for help.
Freedom of information, yet everybody is still dumb.
How you gonna live, with no foundation to build from?
Man, I'll slap drool...
from these uneducated rap fools...
The message may be Draconian, but you know cash, rules.
Simply follow the cash rules.
Or end up going 'nuts' not knowing your cash use. (cashews)

[Celph Taut]

So much raps, you don't know where the hell they are coming from.
Book of raps, looking taxed. Kids looking pressed.
Straight as an arrow, with this crookedness.
Look, it just keeps flowing; I'm hooking fish.
What? They getting these rooks from Wish?
Instead of saying you're the chef - chef - just COOK THE DISH!
Ugh. Let it be known.
My mind is its own person - I am never alone.
Jekyll and Hyde, that shit is embedded, in stone.
Speaking of stone... I'm wishing to throw mine, but, to each of their own.
One step for man, and a giant leap for the throne.
I said that weak shit? We don't condone.
Given my history, I will never be an unknown.
Nomad lifestyle, with the freedom to roam
Slice both my wrists, and the result will be me bleeding, in poem.
Or is that too astute?
Too many pages from this forum that you can use as truth
Wouldn't be a concern if I had the people to prove this to
Music you play on LO-FI, for its lucid view
Plane to sea I fly first class on the acoustic hues
My life is far from razor edge, more like the edge of a razor...
Sometimes, I pay a price that's more than my mental could wager
Not sure what I'm responsible for, aside from this human sack of flesh
If life is a giant lesson... did I pass the test?
Forget metaphors, speak reality to you...
So much so, you'd think I possess the power of voodoo..
Ah, mortality. I tell ya, it's a fickle thing.
I don't think many people are ready for what it will bring.
One moment, you can be youthful...
The next, you're floating over your own body... at your funeral.
Guess that's too dark... anchor's off of the boat...
And, if I'm being honest, I wouldn't want it to float...
Leave a beautiful corpse inside of a bottomless moat..
Taking your last breath, as endless water is clogging your throat..
Type... type... then keep typing.
Same old story, rehashed... yet, I keep writing.
What's there to grasp? Seriously, who's the crazy one?
When we're parroting where we get centralized information from
Sources missing, citing uhm... that one guy
that said that one thing, one time. I mean ---
They seemed reasonable as they said it...
Can't imagine that kind of fact checking is aptly pathetic.
Even more so thinking back on it, after I read it.

[Bag Mandela]

Yo after I read it, I put the quran down n said "shit, I still don't actually get it",
I used to buss nut thrice daily now my wanking's pathetic,
I used to do it at work, nip to the lav with a semi,
Jacked off all trades I'm not the master of any,
I'll attack when I'm ready, Once I've finished this bowl of pasta with veggies,
I'll show up at your door while I brandish a chete and cut you to ribbons like tagliatelle,
Action, I wear capes, yeah mate & carry bear mace,
I'll bring a nuclear arsenal to a tortoise n a hare race,
Fair play? I'll shoot a window through when I air 8,
For stepping bent in more than one way like a helical staircase,
They're on a square wave, but their angles are wrong,
I wouldn't sine them cos of the tangent they're on.
Paythagorus, mathematical one,
I split atoms my divisions so naturally strong,
See if they rep their city when the central mass of it's gone from a chain reaction as long as my vascular slong, In a space of time shorter than your inadequate dong,
Could've referenced a korean guy who's leading life feeling like he needs to die but doesn't have the balls to proceed but I thought it might have reached a time where it's played out n a little bit cheese n chive,
I've tried signing up to netcees 3 times,
They don't accept me, me? Why?
I know Mic resin's their champ n after I clean wiped him he cried then no showed our next battle n just resigned,
But that was back when I gave a fuck, before I started dropping gay bars to shake it up n leave em with faces looking like they got aching guts, like an entire weekend of getting anal does,
I wish virb n celph would change their minds bout this competition,
But I've run out of optimism,
Too many kids infect the site with a toxic vision that can't be cured with a docs prescription for amoxicillin,
Makes me want to quit, drop the shit, Then I think to myself, "I know what it is, something was amiss", so ya know what you wanna do? Put a donk on it

[Chree]

Deuteronomy, Qu-ran a nu-enCe of a higher speech
Walking like a new-god, with the stick like I'm sun wu kong.
Fuel is like fallen leaves, steps getting too large.
Rest stealing the war, stress cheering u on.
Vets kept stealing our bars cut

Popping out to speak they aint popping enough.
I step on bars like when yall hop in a truck.

[Bag Mandela]

I hop in a truck, n realise I've forgotten a foot,
*gets bottled off stage at comedy club*,
I've got to that age where I probably should, but do not give a fuck,
Went to London for the weekend, being modest it sucks,
Every interaction almost hollow enough to store the sorrow it must afford to be loved,
Tbf it's not exactly poppin in Hudds,
You just expect that its raining, people forever complaining,
Smell on their breath they been wasting the pennies they're chasing,
I need to end this but haven't got any jokes, just a solid approach on the hobby ya chose,
When I catch you at Tesco taking up skirt shots with ya phone,
All you wanted was-porn but got a whole frog in ya throat

[Homicidal]

Where do I start.. vicarious thoughts lost-got parried and owned
imperative flow cherished.. fruits act similar-I bury you clones
get it-it happens quick, witted with sinister maladaptive practices
can't cope, awkward, spazzin' passionate as if vocabulary lacks
I shit words, it's vocabulary laxative shipped in Amazon packages
.. lost, walking down writers block with nothing dope to spit.. toking rips
in hopes it hits but can't get a thought together like musty hoes on fig
I'm crushing dope to sniff.. real drugs, the ruin your life type
seen fiends act wild as fuck like who in their right mind?
but that's me.. using this ice like I'm not embarrassed from trash behavior
.. athletes in metal spheres, i'm roll-in' this bubble like American Gladiators
a reach you can call it I guess..
I reach for my wallet, inspect it for cellophane baggies melted at the top
best know it's so special wrapped up like bows of felt ribbons were bought
mimicking mockery, laughing for it's the image instilled
within an addicts head knowing that it isn't for real..
.. it's the pinnacle, pied piper sniped a cynical prized writer
for nobody's safe, wet up a bitches genitals-it's a wrap
good dope and good pussy is quite a whimsical little trap
for those moments nothing seems fictional whippin' snatch
till you come down.. and get whittled to death by facts
this life shit is crazy..

[Drakon]

I'm The Master Still...The Greatest Of All With The Fastest Quill...
The Strap Can Fill Your Tulips, No Medical Herbs But Your Caps'll Peel...
I Ain't Really Concerned About How These Rappers Feel...
They're Wack For Real, Not Even Half As Ill, They're Daffodils..
It's Kill After Kill, I Spit Poison & Flames The Double Edged Blade In A Drakon Build...
A Legend In My Own Right, The Story Begins When I Grasp A Hilt...
The Formation Of Metaphors In My Brain Occurs As A Passive Skill...
Wordplay Takes Form As An Active & I Use Those To Attack At Will...

To Be The Best You Have To Squash The Ultimate Human First...But...
You Couldn't "Match This Pace" If You Created An Alternate Universe..

Some Expert Advice, Never Feed A Biter Your Best Work In Life...
& Still Manage On Average To Leave A Hole In A Gut<< It's What A Sweatshirt Is Like...
I'm Never Pressured To Fight But I Got A Knife & I Like Making The Gesture To Swipe...
So Come Correct Or I'll Do More Than Just Give Your Vestures A Slice....

This Revolver Is Like The Pyramid On The Dollar, An Eagle Is Always Drawn Beside It...
I Reduce Numbers Upon Numbers Get Out Of Line You'll End Up Long Divided...
I'm GOD Designed, You Can Stay Pissed Until The Teeth In Your Jaws Have Grinded...
Hand Happy Towards You Faggots Whatever You Say I'm Throwing The Paws Behind It...

[Homicidal]

this light seems dimmer than usual
no other synonym or way to put it
rhymes sometimes seem silly to me
for everything's forced whenever we try
but I guess it's kind of dope when the story aligns
wish I was told how life mortifies a persons eyes
though to explain that to a child isn't right
for these children are the essence of life
and to corrupt that is simply out of line
it's energy encapsulating all that is around
and to have that stagnant explain's in part
why everything is so fucked up now
it's humanity at its peak.. I think about the road that's not known
pondering on how many planets could be in the goldilocks zone
.. see I just did it, i'm corny.. but it aligns with the story
for this shit is infinite continuous expansion, how?
hard to be complacent
I don't get it in the slightest

[Bag Mandela]

I don't get it in the slightest how pedaling a bike is anything but time which is better spent inside with amphetamine, a fine bitch, maybe some ephedrine derived shit, but then again in time its essentially deciding whether you're a cyclist or heading for a psych list,
More than likely the latter as I'm finding that after I've been lining the rafters my mind is in tatters, but awareness prevents me being surprised it collapses when it finally shatters like velma finding her glasses,
Anyway, I'm pure beef bro, what are you 3 stone? Checking yourself out like "sweet bones"? Of course you'll feel on top of the world ya beanpole,
Ya know like been to the pole? Yeah you know my keystyles awful bitch, forcing it, ought to quit, been eating cobs all day I'm dropping corny shit

[Celph Taut]

Use all types of metaphors to force it with
My encyclopedia could be doubled up as a torture kit
Nigga's all Kevorkian, tell the Champagne Papi to stick a cork in it...
Little dork, legit get your ass waterboarded, with...
A quart of piss.... I don't even know the numerical merit...
So, to avoid breaking it down, I'm-a give you this lyrical lyric...(here)
See how lyrical that shit is, bro?
Fuck no, you didn't. You wouldn't know greatness if I smashed your fucking head up in it.
Leave that shit Split like, James McAvoy...
Battle rap, I am Pastor Troy!
Scrap the Schrodinger's theory, leave cats destroyed.
Even when I'm not thinking clearly.
But I guess that's an accurate gauge of whenever this ink is near me.
The body is still alive, but it is blinking, barely.
It's barely blinking!
I don't care, I am here to sink in the messages
Even with recklessness, from apparent drinking.
You know how to fuck a kid's life up? From a parent, drinking.
To being a canary in a cage, to watching a parrot, drinking.
Fear an inkling of having your career wash up, to the shore
But no more than the blow bestowed, when you hear it, sinking...
Can't remedy that thought, can you?
Too busy chasing your aspirations...
There will come a day where you have to face it...
Almost 20 years on a forum, yet I ain't that complacent!
If it comes full circle? Rest assured, I'll be back to basics...
Got a longer track record than Pastor Mase's
So I'm done being Neo to those that can't grasp the matrix..
Barely grasp the spoon...
Old man raps, mid-naps in the afternoon
Eat a snack, then I have to snooze....
Half-way through mortality - what do I have to lose?
In 40 years, I'll be sourcing protein, through plastic tubes
IF I live that long... flat-cap and slacks
Dr telling me I need to relax... come to think of it...
I'll be so old, I probably wouldn't give a shit
I'd be willing to fight somebody over slapping my bingo chip.
Clearly tired, and wanting rest.
Watched the trailer for Mr. McMahon, and I'm not impressed.
Firing on all cylinders with...
Whatever comes to my mind as I'm scribbling it
Enough things stuck inside my head to make The Diddler, sick.
Baby oil shortages. Dry behinds, everywhere.
Diddy taking back shots; nanny-cam in the teddy bear
Celebrities deleting messages, claiming it's an account hack...
Lawyer saying it's bad, but in a couple years, he'll bounce back...
UHH.... where we watching the same show?
Ain't no coming back from that, but I guess that's what the fame's for...
The most powerful men or being systematically taken off..
As a female has a chance to become president.. I just can't shake that off. (I can't)
But I'll keep my "conspiracy theories" to myself...
I'd imagine you do a lot of heinous shit, when you have wealth
Perhaps, it's beneath you to want to seek out help
When you got fame gnawing at you, like it's the Keebler elf.
The degrees of separation has me to desensitized...
Sex trafficking wasn't a thing, but now it's an enterprise.
No, I don't mean like completely non existent, but if it's
as bad as they say it is, how's it a lucrative business?
All these moving parts? I would like to believe
With those transportation trucks...it wouldn't be hard to see, would it?
I don't know. Above my paygrade, in a million ways...
I'd sooner believe Suge could come and kill me, with aids.
I'd sooner believe Galaxy Gas is for enhancing a meal
Then being implicated in providing the drugs that got Chandler killed...
Sorry, I meant Matthew Perry.
Hard to dig up dirt on somebody without a past to bury.
Black clouds loom over, yet I know the overcast, can vary.
Watching the world burn, one turn at a time...
Like me, watching my mortality, in a vertical line.
Bad posture, got me curving my spine...
The pain hits me like 'clockwork', so I guess it's my turn, to 'unwind'...

[Homicidal]

prescription addiction.. beware-it's not flashy
facts.. strolling i'm so impaired I call taxis
for Doctor Jeckyll cause Mr Hyde's to scared to walk past me
i'm double that.. maybe triple that given the math
of one extra illness i'm beginning to add
substance use disorder-bipolar both sit in my lap
then stuck with myself-the whole system is whack
extremely happy poking out my chest
to so depressed i'd blow it out my head
enter addiction.. bipolar episodes-compounded meds
.. left is myself
the cycle continues like I peddled and jumped letting the bike ghost ride
feeling the same way, there's no controlling what life decides
rather hide for real, wishing being the type to quit
but can't and on the real life-life's a bitch
using time to sit like there ain't pies to flip
syke I kid-i'm whack.. seriously on writers block
and still it remains nice
.. and I ain't got shit else damn

[Celph Taut]

OK, well, I got some stuff I could probably spit...
So much, in fact, I take a stand... 'cuz I can hardly sit...
I like petrol cars, but I know one day electric cars will exist
to take over the market, cuz it's archaic to start your car, with a switch...
No wait, I meant combustion engines...
Hear it when I'm parking that bitch...
Or maybe I'm adverse to not having a car that farts out a mist
I mean, you tell me you like that boring drone...
Only to be rattled by a Mclaren, that's roaring home...
Hoping the rebates will be enough
Did it for the environment, but can't afford your loan...
In other words, you will probably need a new one, before it's owned...
OK. That's a little dramatic.
Every turn from the wheel suddenly picking up static.
You're gonna tell me self-driving's better than whipping through traffic?
Give me the choice to choose, if I can have it...
Cameras everywhere, getting rid of Big Brother is worse than kicking a habit.
Ugh.. but those gas prices, man.
They just keep hiking, damn. I swear a liter of gas for me was like a grand.
Could've swore I saw the attendant inside,
rub his hands together like Birdman in that house meme, when I arrived.
No prepaid stations, otherwise, I would just get in and drive
But I had to go in, ended up paying a grand before my debit could slide.
Anyways, a small price to pay...
Between having your battery swell to the point it blows up, while you're driving, like Michael Bay.
Hell, buying it is throwing your life away
I guess 6 months before delivery's now, "A slight delay..."
Plus, doesn't the cold weather reduce its capacity?
"Actually, it does but, that's still better than gas, to me."
Um. Alright, then. I honestly just wrote like 15 lines about
petrol and current, n' don't really care about either of them...
Bought a couple of Goosebumps books to relive my youth, again...
Salvation army's my favorite when I got a dollar or two, to spend.
Shit, buy five books n' you get one for free...
Buy a couple of more then sell them for 3$
Do that 15 million more times, n' you'll have a couple G's.
Then use that to purchase the online platform to run your schemes...
That's if you have that push in you, I know I certainly don't.
I'm not even exactly sure of the words that I spoke.
Word salad. Tongs sitting in an empty bowl.
When you find out who spiked the punch? You don't let them home.
Chasing imaginary penguins, outside of the mansion..
I tried to relax, and it crept up on me like some kind of assassin.
Wait.... the fuck?

[Chree]

Fieri Iussit Nullum
I came here 4 All you humans.
Hubris if I fall like Julius
Players I coach and recruit them.
When this music shoots straight through me.
Consume this in union, just use this.
Like an artifact in your toolkit.
I'm Still schooling all of these cool kids.
Go far? I'm 2 in, Olive branch with a few clips.
It's a stick up, pools large no poolstick.
Money skimmer saying you win.