The Shaman vs. daveDILLY (OPEN FOR VOTES)

[TheShaman]

Check check. 8 lines @daveDILLY . I'll probably post sometime tomorrow.

[daveDILLY]

here
good luck

[TheShaman]

Yeah, you too..

Your name's daveDILLY. That's just plain silly. The pain kills me. But really though.
3 mins ago, Dave had me asking what's up, like "what's the dilly, yo?"
It sounds like white slang from the 50's, no? Like "gee whiz!" and "golly!"
Bachinsky kickflipped El Toro. This Dave couldn't lift his feet with an ollie.

Yo this fool ate a pudding made of Super Glue and Kool Aid.
So you shouldn't give your two cents if he's asking you for loose change.
The guy's stressed out and too tense. So Dave should Take Five like Brubeck.
I'll get him a sexy masseuse next. Just to see her suplex this dude's neck like Liu Kang.

[daveDILLY]

fuck getting personal - that shit aint me..
if i got dirt on u its 2 cover up the body
so throw punches - urs are the worst..
ya u cud beat me 2 death but thats cuz u dying first
u neva get the crowd going, grab a mic & go nuts..
the only thing shamwow is the towel to soak up ur guts
pull the gun u better run b4 i let that thing pop
2 shots in the six pack, he left shook foaming out his top