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    Oh, so you propose a duel? I’m known to brawl and throw a stool like Logan Paul.
    Yo, bro, your Skoda’s cool, but me I ride a stolen mule and only feed it motor fuel.
    Since I think mink coats are cruel, I bought my girl a stoat cagoule.
    She said she’d like a woven shawl, instead I made her overalls from stitched together rodents’ balls.
    Hey, check out my slogan y’all... it’s, uh, ah fuck, I don’t recall.
    I only used to go to school to overrule the protocols.
    They banned me from the local mall, I went to Wallmart, chose a wall, and now the building’s prone to fall.

    We can fight like Rome and Gaul,
    Before you can even load the tool I’ll shank you with a broken awl.
    If you’re cooking, it’s a bowl of gruel.
    You should’ve never spoke at all, just yakking like you roam Nepal.
    Yeah forget ‘bout Logan Paul, I still think Hulk Hogan’s cool.
    I’m gonna r... oh, hold up...
    Sorry fam, The Joker called, he said that you’re a total fool.
    Mine audience is so enthralled, thy audience is most appalled, woe befall thee and thine odious scrawls, bitch, fuck outta here.

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    In cypher's your talent's always been the issue
    take pen & pencil and practice writing on the bench or fence who'll
    be your only support so I wont pretend to diss you
    but anyways it's the end, who'd miss you.
    when your tossed a roll of endless tissues
    to wipe off the tears no one would DM or hit you
    or apologize on Tiktoc so the wristlock will bend and grip you
    as the jaws of death grip tighter the hint will hit you
    to understand no one identifies with men who snitch too
    much on their relatives you'll finally comprehend your dentals
    werent shifted so much the overbite will send you
    back shoppin for discounted grills cuz girl's cringe to kiss you
    & be like yuk when spinning the bottle. hope they don't get you
    but know you know that breath mints weren't your only issue


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    Experimental when I can dese guys it's a sweet science,
    I met this German guy who liked to sieg heil n be violent so I gave his sister a cream pie while singing 3 lions,
    I'll show you my arse in the street in defiance,
    I'm big into mooning OG titan,
    I've got a clean license, despite swerving at pedestrians as I speed by em to a chorus of police sirens cuz the school run is boring I need the thrills I seek heightened,
    See me road raging and feel frightened, I'll punch my keys into your skull on your way to meet clients & have that jingle stuck in ya head like Green Giant's

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    So many lies, shit, we shoulda brought Lee Mack in as a team captain.
    This is nuts, going over heads like I’m teabagging.
    So wavy my mini fridge’s got sea maps in.
    Last Palm Sunday I was seen slapping a street chaplain.
    I wood shoot, like a tree sapling.
    Took a stand-up comedian and I kneecapped him.
    Dug up a motherfucking corpse just to rematch him.
    It’s overkill, yo for real, this like using Thor’s war hammer for swede mashing.
    My true nature’s room shakers, keep gassing, got energy like I’m deep fracking.
    I get intense for nothing. like free camping.
    I’mma sever your lower spine and keep hacking;
    Call the copse, I’ll leave your lumbar with a tree axe in.
    You’re gonna get shot and cut like you’re screen acting.
    I’ll keep weedmaxxing til my spleen packs in, dank hash and the charlie got me relapsing, that’s black and white, I got a little ‘stash that could beat Chaplin’s.

    Ay, yo, I’mma keep rapping…

    Sorry, I’m prone to brief napping, my memory’s got all these brief gaps in, like, one moment I’m lighting a pipe with some sweet crack in, the next second my basement’s got three police trapped in.

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    Gee whizzalism that was some sweet lyricism,
    In tough times I've got a predisposition the weakest volition regardless of how much I believe in a vision all I see's quit the mission,
    I was on trial for manslaughter, could've been into prison,
    Killed a girl whilst my penis was stiffened cuz she didnt listen heeding the wisdom that my balls have the strength they
    Releasing In fission and thus made the least slick decision to take a cumshot of the speediest jism,
    Full of grief living stricken,
    Beat when I'm awake cuz I don't sleep in a rhythm,
    I've grown knowledgeable about faking me building wisdom,
    The Royal family are leeching the system and my tax bill keeps feeding the kingdom,
    I bought a panamera turbo S, obviously it's a given 8mpg's inefficient, plus I just had a service, "see list of things n we'll quickly fix em"
    Saw the price, 10k, body heat quickly risen feeling is sickened, so for my holiday this year I'll revisit England

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    Yo, bro that was an impressive display
    of writing some stuff that’s incredibly gay.
    You invite the guys round for some genital play and gentle ballet.
    And that ain’t a homophobic message conveyed, I don’t give a shit if he’s a them or a they or if Bags and my dad have a wedding today.
    Yeah I ain’t need to pause, just some weapons to spray and I’ll be holding ‘em up like a lengthy delay.
    I’m putting down Bags like I’m set for a stay.

    God tier since I got here, someone tell Jesus he’d better obey and never betray, there’ll be hell or goddamn heaven to pay coz I could even convince the devil to pray.
    Forget a plaque, better to say they should get me a crown like it’s dental decay.
    I’m moving medical grade fentanyl spray, and I’m doing that shit the Mexican way, forget the day of the dead, I’ll be dead in a day.

    I’mma break in your place, take your rent and the rest of your pay, the cassettes that you play and the bed where you lay and your veggie buffet and your lemon soufflé and your pets that were stray and your lesbian bae and a whole bunch of stuff I’m forgetting to say,
    I’ll literally burgle your house, pick it up brick by brick then I’m getting away.
    Yeah I’ll go with everything. like millennial grey.

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Ohhh shit, Virb dropped another page of lines for these wack MCs to plagiarise,
    I'm curious as every cat that gave their lives,
    About the origin of your name combined with "pagan rites",
    Ancient greco-roman related vibes,
    Big up the classical age iiiinside,
    If I knew more about it I'd get major hyped,
    But my history knowledge extends to what I ate tonight,
    Probs due to the amount of wasted time as an addict centred around base in life,
    Shouts Wikipedia, that was an aided plight,
    If my mates decide that they'll invite me to see their newborn babies like I gave a shite,
    I start the conversation by asking how hard to shake em if I make em cry,
    It's shortly after that we say goodbye and don't speak until someone with whom we're both acquainted dies,
    Ahh the sweet relief manipulation, lies, and hate provides is my shade from the blazing bright rays of light that strain the fight against a normal behaviour type,
    I just wanna chase a high n give ladies pipe,
    I fucked Jenna at the weekend she was crazy tight,
    Day after I was in Jenna's sis like Canaanites

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    RIP Bender
    [insert a sombre silence]
    That legend once said “you would've made the atomic bomb designer Dr. Robert Oppenheimer and his squad of top advisers wanna side or compromise with all the nazi occupiers and turn every hebrew in the promised land into a holocaust denier”

    I could never outdo that. damn, the odds are higher I could make the godly pious gothic friar Tom Aquinas stop reliance on common kindness and start plotting violence that’d get Christ cross like Pontius Pilate.

    More pricks here than some cottage briars.
    They’re all over the board, like some copper wires.
    Y’all are soft as cotton fibre cloths from driers.
    Y’all jacking up some old cheap shit, like swapping tires on a Morris Minor.
    Blow me, like a snotty sinus when you’ve got a virus,
    I’m making paper overseas, and it’s not papyrus,
    We done fucked up more Americans than the Boston Riots.

    Next rhyme: tax return
    Last edited by Virbius; September 27th, 2024 at 07:36 AM

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    That was crazy. Tax return is hard, but I'll give it a go.

    Congrats to Virb. That wasn't just an average verse.
    So that deserved a Silent Bob like the character they had in Clerks.
    But now he wants me to do my fucking tax returns..
    For that I have to learn the math that's birthed in the Arab world.
    Instead of adding pearls together on my abacus.
    But yo it's all good, I cherish my Islamic girls.
    So I was mad disturbed when Erdogan attacked the Kurds n'
    Had more Iraqies turning in their graves than Halliburton.
    In fact the land of Turkey was great with Kemal Atatürk.
    So it's sad it took a fascist turn like Franco's turf.
    I thought this rhyme scheme was pretty hard to rap at first.
    But it accelerated like particles they have at CERN.
    So now it's kinda like I opened up a can of worms.
    That's why I have concern for biters tryna parrot words.
    But I put molasses on the banisters like I'm Kevin McCallister,
    To keep amateurs with no manners out of my old manor, word...
    Maybe my avi is charicatured but I'm a man of my word.
    They say I'm too white to ball like I'm Larry Bird.
    But I got hairy curls that matches any afro perm.
    So if you try to cultivate beef like cattle herds,
    I'll give you nasty burns that turns you into ash and urn.
    So it's too late to have a savvy nurse rub your abs in herbs.
    And I still got a phallic urge to smash your girl.
    So when I hammer her, the juices fly like Gallagher.


    Reality's calling, so the next scheme is: gotta go.

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    I liked your verse for ‘tax return’.
    I’m glad you liked my lines bro. danke schoen.

    ‘Gotta go?’ Catch me on the road with a wand and robe, looking like I robbed the pope.
    Ask me if your sloppy ho gave my knob a blow,
    I ain’t saying the answer’s yes, but it’s not a no.
    But for real, I’m sorry though.

    You’ve got less cash than Kosovo.
    I’ve got more cash than Monaco.
    I’ve more cash than a monarch. oh.
    I can make it rain like Prospero.

    Ruin Your Day just uploaded a bar pong battle rhyming “dogs are dope”…
    If it was me I would’ve mimed using a noose as I said ‘dogs are dope but I ain’t playing though I got a knotted rope’.
    Reverse Live said a line bout ”Roger Stokes”, and I don’t even know who that is, but what a bloke. He also mentioned “chronic smoke”, said “I’ve been in the trenches for so long my socks are soaked”!
    Bigg K mentioned “Hall and Oates”, and said “when I watch opponents’ battles I always pause the chokes”, he said “I just got some coke fresh off the boat” and then Caustic replied like “If you got caught with that you’d make the front page of the Boston Globe”. Esem said “my mom’s republican, my pops is woke”, and then…
    Shit, I could quote a whole load of raps from that if I wanted bro,
    But just go find their youtube vid and you can watch the show.

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    Last edited by Virbius; September 27th, 2024 at 03:35 PM

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Danke schoen, I like the flair,
    I struggle with languages but safe meine Frere,
    Nerves of steel like cyberware,
    Only running out of glass is when I despair,
    Glasses eye- reach? Kinda yeah, I knew this would happen so I prepared a modular drum n bass track to give ya mind a fair distraction from the fact my writings air & you can find it there,
    Do you believe I sold my best lines to Cher?
    I'm so hard I decided to fight a bear & took a vet with me who provided care,
    I'm harder to deal with than ya wife's affair with Michael, Blair & that swine Pierre,
    Hard as tryna ride a chair down spiral stairs, note - from the highest of Steps, that might be Claire

    Next rhyme: Hezbollah

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    Striking ya headquarters w/ the force of Hezbollah
    Turning that shit into dust like a nebula
    This .44 will leave a hole in ya head crater size
    Brain matter scattered, cell molecules vaporized
    Just condemned souls in the Saviors eyes
    Tongue razor like, words RAW ya’ll pasteurized
    I’ll spray the nine & like a couch potato Waste Ya Life
    Violence that’s what I’m bout, I’ll take a cop out cause I hate the taste of swine
    Stay ya pussy ass inside cause the monsters out late at night

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    Last edited by Saviorself; September 28th, 2024 at 12:13 AM

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Catch me in ya front room wearing ya sisters thong
    during an evening full of drink n songs,
    karaoke to Crazys got a new sing a long
    while ya frisky mom
    checks out my swinging dong
    cuz your dads not on a longage like Mr wong,
    Youre the type to give ya daughter a lift to prom
    in a citroen C friggin 1
    in the hope she's got friends you can be hitting on,
    And spend the night sniffing strong crystal non stop pulling out bogies like you draw wisdom from Dick n Dom,
    can't afford the gear but your chance of quittings gone,
    that'll blow up in your face if you keep ticking bomb, stay in that hairy situation if ya want, but having no soul, unless you're ginger's wrong

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    Yeah it ain’t gonna be a pleasant beating…
    You’re just a bum so take the L; it’s gonna be a peasant beating.
    You’d best be glad Labour gave the NHS that extra seating,
    Bro I’mma put you in the hospital. Wesley Streeting.

    That was light like MET policing in the West of Ealing
    Even my AK’s a snitch, best get retreating coz the long nose always in my business, seen the death’s increasing then it went up to a cop’s ear and it -ratatatatat- it kept repeating.

    Or they can die slow, stressed and screaming, still crying out while their friends are grieving.
    A cereal killer… they asked me questions leading to the events preceding feds left dead and bleeding in some thresh machining.

    I put copse in the dirt like I’m spreading seedlings.
    Gon have red shit all over your shirt, ain’t messy eating.
    When you get to see him, tell the reaper I request a meeting.
    Got a plot in the ground like I’m the devil scheming.

    You’re at the top of the bottom tier, like cellar ceilings.
    Your girl came by begging for some sexual healing,
    I said it could get her in hot water, then she’d get to pleading,
    And got piped all around the house like central heating when it’s hella freezing.
    She said you use her breasts for feeding,
    I gave them heavy squeezing like I’m giving bread a kneading,
    Then it’s a bun in the oven coz I’ll use the sket for breeding.
    Fucking cuck, seen a queen of spades up her sleeve so we can tell she’s cheating.

    You said you’re not too good with languages, they’ll get the meaning…
    You’ll be choking on your blood until it sounds like a Tibetan greeting or you got some Yemenese in,
    You’ll be like “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
    [“In His house at R'lyeh Cthulhu waits, dead and dreaming”]

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    Last edited by Virbius; September 28th, 2024 at 10:23 AM

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    Re: Rhyme Cypher

    Raised platforms scare me to death I got stage fright, first thing I do when I go to a play? Fight, Yeah I came light,
    ya inks lacking its drained dry, and balance dictates life, so if it happens to stray left you'll actually faint right,
    Noticed you're competing now, safe guy,
    Making a facsimile of my facsimile/faq simile based line was great I appreciate why, facsimile's a double meaning some may buy, but I doubt they'll catch the triple even if they try,
    They'll for sure be prefixed on the same shite, foremost whos got the most forced little gay rhyme, The "when my 4 casting I'll reign" type, shoulda been forewarned they forbade vibes foresaking the frame size of the format that they like,
    Skin skin skin skin, if anyone asks if you've checked out foreskins on a page I hope you don't straight lie & awkwardly say why,
    60 days high, brain fried, I just kick beats n make rhymes but now I'm on a break from acid I'll just take 5, I'm exactly like K shine except I'm a straight, white, emotionally unphased guy

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