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  • Echelon

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  • UNFUKWITABLE

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Thread: Echelon vs. UNFUK (UNFUK WINS)

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    Echelon vs. UNFUK (UNFUK WINS)

    16 lines? DONE!

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    Unfukwitable?! is fuckable like a nympho with pimples
    It's simple, you couldn't ''fuck with me'' with dope flows
    I'm KING ARTHUR WITH THE PEN'; what are you fukable?
    Untouchable is me; while you're unfukwitable, capisce?
    I'm pen' game insane! You're nothing! It's that simple!
    I'm sorry i ''KICKED U IN THE SHIN' when i decided to ''kick flows''
    Rip flows! You're nothing! I'm NUTTIN" on your girls face
    All she wanted was *STARBUCKS* till' this *STARBUCKED*(COFFE)*COUGH FEE
    Best start flows, check art flow; best? I KNOW*ME
    I'll ''PUT THE SLUGS TO YOUR STOMACH'' like ESCARGO
    GO!

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    Re: Echelon vs. UNFUK

    Quote Originally Posted by Echelon View Post
    Rematch? Okay. I'll set it up!
    LISTEN ANIME LOVER!

    They’ll make Holograms of me that speak of my accomplished life
    His Holograms refer to how he built his image off of Bytes.
    You got weak bars, no flow, you just low rank,
    & Nothing light gettin thru this substance, its Opaque.
    Someone this dirty and Suite could put Brothels into business,
    So Anyone who ‘Picks—E sticks’ nose candy in they Nostrils for a living
    A rematch? Idk his fiend ass in the first place,
    So let me Puzzle this User with an Auto.. like CAPTCHA surveys.
    I’ll Louisville slugger smash you for ya stash til the cash pointed,
    Take ‘Ech—O locations’ over and you’ll hear nothin but Bat noises!.
    U a Snitch go watch DBZ b4 hell reaches for ya like Debura,
    He’ll go from “In-Forming from an Android” to a PERFECT CELL of torture!

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    Re: Echelon vs. UNFUK

    Not one bar


    Vs

    & Nothing light gettin thru this substance, its Opaque.
    Someone this dirty and Suite could put Brothels into business,
    So Anyone who ‘Picks—E sticks’ nose candy in they Nostrils for a living
    A rematch? Idk his fiend ass in the first place,
    So let me Puzzle this User with an Auto.. like CAPTCHA surveys.
    I’ll Louisville slugger smash you for ya stash til the cash pointed,
    Take ‘Ech—O locations’ over and you’ll hear nothin but Bat noises!.
    U a Snitch go watch DBZ b4 hell reaches for ya like Debura,
    He’ll go from “In-Forming from an Android” to a PERFECT CELL of torture!


    V/Fuk

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    Re: Echelon vs. UNFUK (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    That bat noises bar was super fire. Lots to like in Unfuk’s verse.

    Vote- Unfuk

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    Re: Echelon vs. UNFUK (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Quote Originally Posted by Echelon View Post
    I want sex in my patootie
    (side note- nothing rhymes, this was probably bitten like the rest of your incoherent shit)

    vs

    Quote Originally Posted by Echelon View Post
    I will give you sex in your patootie
    plus the hologram line



    I have no further comments, this summed up this so-called battle better than any other vote possibly could.

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    Re: Echelon vs. UNFUK (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Liked echelon's use of bold text and regular exclamation marks. Always love reading your transitions, "Rip flows!" Was your moment of glory.

    Fukwit seemed like he was at 50% but still clearly won. Neutrinos can pass through opaque objects & I wanna know your accent cuz "low rank" & "opaque" seems o
    Iffy, do you pronounce "tank" like "taynk"? Picks E sticks line was decent, although would recommend eating 100mg doses than insufflating MDMA. The echolocation wordplay would've been fire if his name wasn't pronounced esh rather than eck. That's why I say you seemed at 50% but I get why so no disrespect.

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    Re: Echelon vs. UNFUK (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    @miracle 4-0

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    Re: Echelon vs. UNFUK (OPEN FOR VOTES)

    Unfuk wins

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